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celebritytalker
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Post all ur jokes here!

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Answer- FSH

2. What was the spider doing on the computer?
Answer- Searching te web!

Ps: Ask the poster if you don'tr understand his/her jokes.

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Post Tue May 29, 2007 8:18 am 
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zayd_akon
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Hey I dont get it on the 1 Q.?

I got 4.....

1.What kind of pet makes the loudest noise?
Ans:A trum-pet

2.What kind of pet can help you write letters?
Ans:The alpha-pet

3.Can you name four members of the cat family?
Ans:Papa Cat, Mama Cat, and two kittens.

4.How do you keep a wild elephant from charging?
Ans:Take away his credit card.

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Post Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:00 am 
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Icicle
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ha ha FSH!

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Post Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:41 am 
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